A few of you asked what I meant by the alternate version of "We Three Kings." I so wanted to provide you with a video, but it seems that few people have been inclined toward recording it. And as much as I like you all, I'm not singing to you.
We three kings of Orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
We two kings of Orient are Trying to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded/I one king of Orient am Tring to smoke a rubber cigar
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, All is bright.