Friday, 8 April 2011

Unexpected Rules: A Conversation With the GP

Circa January 2009:


GP: How much do you drink?

Me: A glass here and there.

GP: How much did you drink last week?

Me: I haven't had a drink since September.

GP (said with very real concern): Do you have any friends?

Me: Yes?

Circa 2010, Phone Call With Consultant to correct information in a letter

Consultant: How much do you drink?

Me: I have a glass here and there?

Consultant: How much did you drink last month?

Me: Three glasses of wine.

Consultant: You don't drink.

Circa 2011

GP (filling in request for x-ray): You don't really drink.

Me: No.

I'm glad we've finally clarified that point.

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